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Lazy or heroic? 🤔

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In one sense, I admire stuff like this because it’s a huge accomplishment — it takes a ton of physical agility and endurance. But on the other hand, it’s like… bro, get a job and contribute something to society, lol. And hopefully they’re not neglecting their family responsibilities either. ‘Mom, where’s Dad?’ ‘He went on a walk and never came back.’ 🫣

Hot weather my ass

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Man,  it better be cold on Thanksgiving in Texas! It's not a real Thanksgiving without the nice cool weather. Sweater weather or Turkey day is canceled! Imagine being in shorts and flip flops celebrating the holidays? Lame.For Pete's sake! 

Help a brother out 👀

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Then give me all your money bro. What are you waiting on?? 😩 Fox Business news-Elon Musk

Vaping

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Does everyone and their momma vape nowdays?? I see this everywhere now. 🌬💨

Longest government shutdown in history!

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The government shutdown has finally ended! Congress has finally resolved their bickering! Now where's my stimmy you promised Trump?? Black Friday Sales are right around the corner  👀💰

45 degrees in Houston

I need some chocolate Abuelita for this weather! 👵☕️ Hit me with the good stuff! 

it's the sound it makes 😌

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I still sleep with the fan on in November. Cold or hot, the fan stays on! Fight me! 😤