Longest government shutdown in history!
The government shutdown has finally ended! Congress has finally resolved their bickering! Now where's my stimmy you promised Trump?? Black Friday Sales are right around the corner 👀💰
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45 degrees in Houston
I need some chocolate Abuelita for this weather! 👵☕️ Hit me with the good stuff!
it's the sound it makes 😌
I still sleep with the fan on in November. Cold or hot, the fan stays on! Fight me! 😤
Bear with me...
Starbucks bearista cups are the new Labubu trends. At least the Starbucks bears are cute.
A wins, a win.
Since the government is shutdown, I'm gonna lie on my taxes and claim I have 7 kids 💰💰😋
November 2025
Happy November! Sadly the Dodgers won the world series but I'm still proud of our sorry ass sports teams in Houston 😭🙏 Keep the faith! 🏆🏆🏆