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Lame!

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Wack! So Netflix just bought Warner Bros and honestly, I'm not thrilled. This is how supervillains start. One minute they're offering affordable streaming, the next minute they own Batman, Harry Potter, half of HBO, and your soul.  At this point, Netflix is basically becoming the Godfather of streaming quietly whispering, “We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse… and it starts at $24.99 a month.”
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40 degrees!

It's colder than a prostitute working night shift in December ☃️😮‍💨
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Lazy or heroic? 🤔

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In one sense, I admire stuff like this because it’s a huge accomplishment — it takes a ton of physical agility and endurance. But on the other hand, it’s like… bro, get a job and contribute something to society, lol. And hopefully they’re not neglecting their family responsibilities either. ‘Mom, where’s Dad?’ ‘He went on a walk and never came back.’ 🫣
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Hot weather my ass

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Man,  it better be cold on Thanksgiving in Texas! It's not a real Thanksgiving without the nice cool weather. Sweater weather or Turkey day is canceled! Imagine being in shorts and flip flops celebrating the holidays? Lame.For Pete's sake! 
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Help a brother out 👀

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Then give me all your money bro. What are you waiting on?? 😩 Fox Business news-Elon Musk
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Vaping

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Does everyone and their momma vape nowdays?? I see this everywhere now. 🌬💨
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Longest government shutdown in history!

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The government shutdown has finally ended! Congress has finally resolved their bickering! Now where's my stimmy you promised Trump?? Black Friday Sales are right around the corner  👀💰
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