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keep dreaming

I had a dream I was at work. I'll  mark it as overtime with HR 😭💰 Don't try to be cute with me. 

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People who actually like candy corn are serial killers 😒🚩🚩

I like my coffee like I like my women...

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Don't FALL for it! 🥵

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Don't Fall for it! It's still hot outside! Terrible joke I know😭🍁🍂

How??

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Blinding lights is a good song but NO WAY it's the most streamed song on Spotify ever! How?? The song sounds like an advertisement for a car commercial. For Pete's sake. I'm blinded by the insanity lol 

Congrats!

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He also broke the Guinness World Record of biggest fa***t 🏆🌈