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Keep going!

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Keep moving forward! It doesn't matter how or which way. As long as your moving towards your goal, you will reach it. Don't stop! πŸ†

SPRIT AIRLINES

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R.I.P. Spirit Airlines. You’re literally a spirit now. πŸ˜­πŸ™ Somewhere out there, a billionaire investor is staring dramatically out of a skyscraper window whispering, ‘I can fix her.’ Honestly though, there’s probably still potential buried under the turbulence. All it takes is one major company with deep pockets, strong leadership, and the courage to resurrect this airline.  If they pull it off, they should rename it Lazarus Airlines because this thing would be rising from the dead πŸ’€ 

trains

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Why are trains so ridiculously long?? Cut a few cars off these things so the rest of us don’t age 10 years at the railroad crossing. I’ve been sitting in my car so long waiting for this train to pass, I started reflecting on my childhood, my dreams, and whether penguins have hobbies πŸ€”πŸ§ At this point I’m not waiting on a train anymore. I’m on a spiritual retreat with hazard lights flashing.πŸš₯

Houston Rain

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Houston weather doesn’t believe in moderation. It either drizzles for 2 minutes or it commits fully and tries to reenact a biblical flood for 48 hours straight. "Do I need a small umbrella or should I start building an ark?” Best policy: carry a compact umbrella, keep your shoes semi-waterproof and emotionally prepare for either a sprinkle or a sequel to Noah’s story.

MJ

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The new Michael jackson movie was so good, I felt like a 12 year old kid at Neverland ranchπŸ’€

Houston traffic

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I hate traffic like college lesbians hate the joosπŸ§ƒ 😩