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Accept ✅️

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Besides lawyers, are there actually humans that read the entire Terms & Conditions of a contract? πŸ˜‚ Because I refuse to believe it. I click "I Agree" with the confidence of a man who has absolutely no idea what he just agreed to. 🀣 For all I know, paragraph 47 says I’ve given them permission to take my house, my car, and my firstborn child. And I’m just sitting there like, “Yep. Sounds good. Where do I click?” Then they hit you with: "By continuing, you acknowledge that you have read and understood all 87 pages.” Sir… I understood the word “Continue.”That’s about it. 😭 Nobody is reading all that. We're just hoping paragraph 86 doesn't say, “By accepting, you agree to surrender your soul at midnight. "Accept. Accept. Accept." 🫑

Large Parking lots

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Losing my car in a Walmart parking lot or any large parking lot is definitely a humbling experience. I pretend I know where I’m going, but I don’t πŸ˜… At some point I’m just wandering around with a key fob in my hand like a man searching for his destiny in lifeπŸ’€ I just start walking confidently in random directions hoping my car recognizes me before I recognize it.πŸ‘€

Listen closely as our options have changed

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I want to talk to a f**king human being on the phone with customer service. Not a machine, not a robot. Now give me my Indian back and stop with the A.I. crap. For Patel's sake! 😀

school zones are back

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https://youtube.com/shorts/TihfpuDXB4A?is=KA95NSGPQOtIHmO5 Happy first day of school to kids everywhere!  It's your time to shine and mold your future.  I wish you nothing but the best.  Unfortunately school zones are back and they will delay me in traffic.  So F**k them kids 😭 https://youtube.com/shorts/TihfpuDXB4A?is=KA95NSGPQOtIHmO5

Lol

Travis Scott is in The Odyssey??🀣 that kind of don't make sence. Put Denzel or Michael b. jordan instead. Imagine Snoop Dogg in Game of Thrones lol ridiculous πŸ’€

What the Fuqua?

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Its pronounced Fuqua street not Fuqua street. Get it right buddy😀

Champ πŸ†

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Lamine Yamal finally broke the 'athlete with a white girlfriend' trend, he's with a Spanish girl for now. Stay strong brother 😩✊🏽 them snowbunnies are tempting πŸ‡πŸ˜­