For Pete's sake...

Why aren’t we allowed to smile in passport photos? I look like a serial killer who just got interrupted while burying something in his backyard 😭 Apparently, the government needs a “neutral facial expression.” Why? Is joy a national security threat now? 🤔

Making out in public is so trashy in my opinion.Find a Starbucks restroom like the rest of us!😤

I get on my knees every day and thank God I don't follow all the Pokemon retard stuff. I think Pikachu is adorable and it's cute but that's about it. I don't get all the buzz lol  And I always thought Pokemon and Dragonball Z were the same thing? Lord I'm confused😩

Gas is so expensive I just leave my dates at the restaurant. 😭⛽️💰 “You gonna take me home?” Absolutely not. I barely had enough gas to bring you here. Text me when you make it home though.🙏 And forget flowers. I pulled up with a full tank. That’s commitment.  🌹⛽️

Can we talk about bananas for a second? 🍌 Because I'm starting to suspect bananas are the only food that successfully escaped inflation. Everything at the grocery store is getting more expensive. Eggs are acting like they're made of gold. Cereal costs more. Even a  bag of grapes has me checking my bank account. Then I walk past the bananas. 50 cents a pound. Excuse me? Banana, are you okay? Why haven't you raised your prices?🤔 You've been sitting here for years watching everything else become ridiculously expensive, and you're still like, “Don't worry, Pete. I've got you brah.” At this point, I don't even think I'm buying bananas anymore, feels like I' m stealing them. The banana is basically the employee at the grocery store who refuses to ask for a raise.