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trains

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Why are trains so ridiculously long?? Cut a few cars off these things so the rest of us don’t age 10 years at the railroad crossing. I’ve been sitting in my car so long waiting for this train to pass, I started reflecting on my childhood, my dreams, and whether penguins have hobbies 🤔🐧 At this point I’m not waiting on a train anymore. I’m on a spiritual retreat with hazard lights flashing. 

Houston Rain

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Houston weather doesn’t believe in moderation. It either drizzles for 2 minutes or it commits fully and tries to reenact a biblical flood for 48 hours straight. "Do I need a small umbrella or should I start building an ark?” Best policy: carry a compact umbrella, keep your shoes semi-waterproof and emotionally prepare for either a sprinkle or a sequel to Noah’s story.

MJ

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The new Michael jackson movie was so good, I felt like a 12 year old kid at Neverland ranch💀

Houston traffic

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I hate traffic like college lesbians hate the joos🧃 😩

Gasoline

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Gas is so high I’ve been considering becoming a school bus driver… just to run my errands on company time. "Alright kids, quick stop at the bank. Stay seated. This is part of your education."

Yes you can😋

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Yeah you can.  I love cows, chicken and turkeys and and ill eat them like there's no tomorrow 😋 Yummy lol

Apple is Cooked🍎

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Will Apple continue to be a great company after Tim Cook leaves or will it be Cooked?