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X πŸ‘€

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Twitter changed it's name to X. So now when I'm on Twitter at work my bosses will think I'm on an X rated website 😰

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You haven't truly made it to the NBA until you marry a πŸ‘±πŸΌ‍♀️ girl  #Canceled πŸ˜†

Chump change

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Stores that offer 5% discounts on anything is down right insulting. Please keep your crappy 5% discount lol Come back with a better offer bro. For Pete's sake. 

You get what you pay for

The older i get the more I appreciate toll roads. Less idiots driving on toll roads. Imagine if they were free? It would be full of morons driving wrecklesly. Stay on the free roads peasants 😌
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How can people drive with no tint on their windows?  I feel so exposed 😭  Stop staring people πŸ˜’
All crappy gas stations now sell  "High Quality CBD"  πŸ’€πŸ’€
I'm not scared of Friday the 13th. I'm scared of Monday mornings 😒 

πŸ‘±πŸΌ‍♀️Brittany, Britney, Brittney, Brittani, Brittanie...

Britneys need to come together and finally agree on how to spell their name. They can't have like 6 different ways and leave us to figure it out. It's ridiculous. And don't get me started on Britnee, who's name ends with two ee's.  Nobody has time for that nonsense lol πŸ™„

Walgreens πŸ‘΅πŸ»

Why is it when I'm in hurry at the store, I get a coupon lady in front of me at the cash register 😭 Move it, grandma! 😩 

Modern day Newspapers

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Social Media apps will be like newspapers. Many to choose from to get information from around the world. Right now we're in the beginning stages but there will many many more apps to come. 

"Farewell Tours"

  Solo artists and bands never know how to retire and STAY retired. "Farewell tours" my ass lol  One of the few bands that actually kept their word is the Beatles. They broke up and never got back together. They did have solo careers but that's different. Singers must get bored with all that money. Or maybe they run out of money and they have to continue touring. Willie Nelson is 90 and still performing. Madonna is 97 years old and still going strong πŸ˜…

Threads App

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Sleazy Mark Zuckerberg steals yet another idea. This time from Twitter.  Dude is the king of copying off another student's homework. No shame dude lol 
 If she's vegan she likes to drink a lot. Healthy my ass πŸ’€