For Pete's sake...

Me to my grandkids: "Twitter used to have a blue bird" Grandkid: "Now now grandpa let's get you to bed."

Forgot to bring my earphones to work.  I have to listen to my lame ass coworkers all day 😫

Men do not read long dating app bios. We just quickly swipe.  Chill out J.K. Rowlings 😭

 I now enjoy driving with the music off .  I'm officially an old fart 😫  👴

Why did we need a #2 pencil in school? What if we brought a number one pencil? or a number three pencil? Do those even exists?? 🤔

For the first time ever I finally watched a full ad on YouTube without skipping it. You finally got me YouTube. Touche 👏👏

Open the banks on Sundays already! It's 2023. People are busy and life doesn't stop for everyone on Sunday.  And there's plenty of people looking for work that will gladly work that day. 

"Someone you may know is also on Instagram."  Me: BLOCKED  😆 Same goes for TikTok and Facebook. Stop suggesting people I don't want to add!  For Pete's sake. 

These are some heavy allegations. This is really tipping the scales against her.  https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/02/us/lizzo-dancers-lawsuit-harassment.html

A big fancy looking mexican restaurant won't have the best food. You need to go to the small, old restaurants to get good authentic mexican food.  Extra points if it's a dangerous neighborhood.