For Pete's sake...

Today for Halloween I came to work as a productive, motivated employee💀

I heard Stevie Wonder was batting for the Astros during Game 7 ALCS 😭 ⚾️  Very superstitious. 

All reggeton sounds the same.  I speak Spanish and don't know what the hell they're saying half the time lol 

Bad bunny releasing another album? Haven't we suffered enough?? 😭

Rich white girls trying to be hip #FreePalastine 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️🇵🇸🇵🇸

Unless you're 70 years old, nobody should be nicknamed Dick anymore for obvious reasons. No kid deserves to go through the trauma of having that nickname in 2023. It's no longer 1940. 

I refuse to call it X. It's Twitter. 

I pumped gas in the hood and they stole my Gatarode inside my car. I hope they don't stay hydrated all day. Bastards.😭

JJ Watt is the only good thing to come out of the Houston Texans 💀💀🏈 Andre Johnson too.