For Pete's sake...

God,if I can't have her, make her fat so I can feel better 😩🙏🏼

The next trendy protest will be "Not my President!" in November if Trump wins🤣 🇺🇲 College lesbians will quickly forget about Israel/Palestine💀🇵🇸

My Uber driver was driving worse than an Asian lady 😭

Note to self: Don't book a hotel room with Diddy 👀 📝

Always bring headphones and a facemask on airplane trips.  Sometimes i sit next to loud people or people that smell.🤢 That facemask helps a lot for the stinkers! and put those headphones on when people are noisy. 

I need a chunky girlfriend. They know the best restaurants in Houston 😩

I need an Asian girlfriend. They know the best sushi spots 😩

I will never understand why people like Star Trek. #SuperGay😭