For Pete's sake...

I need some black friends to go on a cruise with. They can party yo! 🥳🛥 🍹

Pouring Milk before the cereal is a demonic ritual lol 😠 Simply Unacceptable 

You hang toilet paper "over" the top of the roll holder, NOT "under":  #FightMe 😤

Teens wearing sweaters outside this hot weather are complete and absolute retard$ 💀 I don't care if it's trendy lol

If you're enjoying this hot weather please unfriend me.  Weirdo 👀

Went out bowling with friends.It was fun but my aim is worse than Thomas Matthew Crooks 😭 #Canceled 

I live by myself and my house chores never end! How?😭

Is beer included? Asking for a friend 👀

I joined a soccer league and I suck! My aim is worse than Thomas Matthew Crooks😩

One thing I realized after the storm is that Houston is too stupid with no traffic lights🚦 People get confused and dont know how to wait their turn and when to go.Stevie Wonder could drive better.  #HurricaneBeryl