For Pete's sake...

If Thanksgiving dinner gets boring with family,  remember to bring up the election 💀 They'll be plenty to talk about Lol 

Please remember to record If you see people fighting during black Friday shopping Lol 

If he wears his pajamas and crocs out in public, he has at least one felony in his record.   and if he illegally parks in the handicap spot, he's definitely a felon.

Stop making out in public! Have some class. Find a Starbucks bathroom like the rest of us💀

If your boyfriend labels his pronouns online, you're dating a chick, not a man.

Men with paper boy hats (flat caps) look so goofy. Very few can actually pull it off. The rest just look like a kid in the 1920s during the Great Depression.