For Pete's sake...

Selena Gomez needs to give  Ariana Grande some torta recipes. Girl needs some meat on her 😩

Merry Christmas! If you bring down your Christmas decorations tomorrow ( the 26th) you're absolutely a serial killer with no soul.

Gas stations don't even put prices of their food anymore. You just have to guess. A bag of chips could cost you $2 or $6. A can on coke is either 1.50 or 2.99. It's like a  gameshow to them.  For Patel's sake! 

Me : I'm gonna start sleeping early.  Me at 2:30 AM:  "Hey Google, Is Dove chocolate and Dove soap made by the same company?"