For Pete's sake...

Benadryl will stop your allergies because you'll fall into a 10 hour coma 😅

Dear Wikipedia.Stop asking me for donations You have enough money.  A ton of money!  Wikipedia is great and I will always use it but people need to do their research. They get major donations from major donors. Keep your crappy $4 and buy yourself a cup of coffee instead.

I like my Starbucks coffee like I like my women. Skinny & blonde.